Soon

"Soon" is used to estimate an amount of time between updates, patches, wipes and everything else on the 2238 server. The time suggested by "soon" can be from 3 minutes to 3 months years. People requesting ETAs will just be shot back with a big bowl of "soon" soup.

Stop asking; start waiting. Amen.

Also see the related article (and thank God we're not dealing with them) Valve's Time Scale