Dogs of War

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Welcome to the Dogs of War wiki page! We are a very serious PvP, Anti-PK faction primarily from Nicaragua. We believe in freedom in the wasteland for all innocent peoples!
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Welcome to the Dogs of War wiki page! We are a very serious [[PvP]], Anti-PK faction primarily from Nicaragua. We believe in freedom in the wasteland for all innocent peoples!
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DoW is the most robust and girthy faction in the world.
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== DoW Leadership ==
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DoW is the only democratic republic in the wasteland.
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All promotions, policy issues and major decisions are decided by voting.
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All members get a say in major issues, but matters concerning national security and foreign relations are decided by high ranking and trusted members only.
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The rank system:
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There are 4 main ranks, Hobo, Hoon, Skag, Dog.
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To get promoted, someone of a higher rank than you must nominate you, and then all higher ranks cast their votes.
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People of the same rank as you cannot vote on your promotion or nominate you for promotion.
  
 
== Coco Jumbo - Patron Saint of DoW ==
 
== Coco Jumbo - Patron Saint of DoW ==
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZlFRL0ZB4]]
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZlFRL0ZB4]]
  
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This holy work is a microcosm of the culture that marked the final stage of western civilizations descent into madness.
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It is an essential historical landmark in the fOnline canon, but is still generally overlooked be even the most hardcore role-players due to ignorance.
  
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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In the wasteland, most inhabitants view Coco Jumbo and "Mr. President" through a veil of myth and legend.
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All that is known is that some time around the turn of the millennium there was a dark skinned man known as "Mr President" whose name is often reported as "Obama".
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He roamed the beaches shirtless, hypnotizing passers by with his dulcet tones and masterful cadence. Some say that he defeated the leader of Russia at that time in a pop 'N lock contest.
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It is also recorded that he performed many miracles, such as opening a beer with his feet and smoking a cigar while whistling the American national anthem.
  
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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He received a Nobel peace prize for his actions.
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Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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This historical account is a contentious issue amounts wasteland historians and political figures, some of whom violently oppose the story of Obama and his shirtless rippling justice.
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Put me up, feel my heart and make me happy
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They seek to destroy all record of him and his miracles, to maintain their own power and authority over the weak and obscure the shining beacon of divine light from the eyes of the downtrodden proletariat.
  
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Here we go gettin' smooth to the groove
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== Pictures of Our Family ==
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Watchin' lovely ladies as I swoo, as I move
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Cause that's what they say But I can't prove
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So turn it up again and watch me move to the groove
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As we get close you whisper "coco"
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[http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7973/screen06012011215708.jpg]
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I hold you in my arms and you say "jamboo"
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[http://i52.tinypic.com/2vis26x.jpg]
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Scream and shout, turn and say "columbo"
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[http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5102/jumbococo.jpg]
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Now I gotta go so coco
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[http://i9.aijaa.com/b/00518/7277103.jpg]
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[http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3061/fisht.png]
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[http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5210/ohgodnesswhathasdoned.png]
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[http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8910/screen21012011150758.jpg]
  
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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Coco sees you trollin! [http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4545/cocoyesbo.png]
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Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
 
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Put me up, feel my heart and make me happy
 
  
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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== DoW Forums ==
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Hey yo!
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http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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This is where DoW gathers to trade pokemon cards and post photos of our chia pets.
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Hey yo!
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Instrumental
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Full memberlist here: http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/memberlist.php?
  
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That's the way I treat the girls kinda smooth see
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Forum rank hierarchy is: Hobo, Hoon, Skag, Dog.
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Cause there's one man that and yo, that's me see
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So let me show you 'round as you sip your tee gee
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but no coco loco boom while I take a pee lee
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When I hold my baby she says i do it nicer
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== DoW IRC ==
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i like my chicken with rice and lemonadea
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Channel: #dof
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and that's whatshe gets when she shouts out jamboo
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Now I gotta go yo, coco
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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Server: irc.forestnet.org
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Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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== Servers we play on ==
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Put me up, feel my heart and make me happy
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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Maybe 2238 soon, TLAmk2 and Dayz ATM.
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Singin' Everybody
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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Singin' Everybody
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah 2x
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Hey Yo!
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Ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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== Special Custom Dogs of War GUI==
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Put me up, take my heart and make me happy
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Put me up, put me down, Put my feet back on the ground
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[http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4240/cocogui.png]
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Put me up, feel my heart and make me happy
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah
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[[Category:Player-driven factions]]
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Coco Jamboo
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah
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Hey Yo!
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo ya ya yeah
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Coco jamboo
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Ya ya ya coco jamboo Ya ya yeah
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Hey yo!
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Ya ya coco jambo Ya ya yeah
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== Pictures of Our Family ==
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[http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7973/screen06012011215708.jpg]
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 27 April 2013

Welcome to the Dogs of War wiki page! We are a very serious PvP, Anti-PK faction primarily from Nicaragua. We believe in freedom in the wasteland for all innocent peoples!

DoW is the most robust and girthy faction in the world.


Contents

[edit] DoW Leadership

DoW is the only democratic republic in the wasteland. All promotions, policy issues and major decisions are decided by voting. All members get a say in major issues, but matters concerning national security and foreign relations are decided by high ranking and trusted members only.

The rank system: There are 4 main ranks, Hobo, Hoon, Skag, Dog. To get promoted, someone of a higher rank than you must nominate you, and then all higher ranks cast their votes. People of the same rank as you cannot vote on your promotion or nominate you for promotion.

[edit] Coco Jumbo - Patron Saint of DoW

[[Coco Jumbo] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZlFRL0ZB4]]

This holy work is a microcosm of the culture that marked the final stage of western civilizations descent into madness. It is an essential historical landmark in the fOnline canon, but is still generally overlooked be even the most hardcore role-players due to ignorance.

In the wasteland, most inhabitants view Coco Jumbo and "Mr. President" through a veil of myth and legend. All that is known is that some time around the turn of the millennium there was a dark skinned man known as "Mr President" whose name is often reported as "Obama". He roamed the beaches shirtless, hypnotizing passers by with his dulcet tones and masterful cadence. Some say that he defeated the leader of Russia at that time in a pop 'N lock contest. It is also recorded that he performed many miracles, such as opening a beer with his feet and smoking a cigar while whistling the American national anthem.

He received a Nobel peace prize for his actions.

This historical account is a contentious issue amounts wasteland historians and political figures, some of whom violently oppose the story of Obama and his shirtless rippling justice. They seek to destroy all record of him and his miracles, to maintain their own power and authority over the weak and obscure the shining beacon of divine light from the eyes of the downtrodden proletariat.

[edit] Pictures of Our Family

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Coco sees you trollin! [8]


[edit] DoW Forums

http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/ This is where DoW gathers to trade pokemon cards and post photos of our chia pets.

Full memberlist here: http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/memberlist.php?

Forum rank hierarchy is: Hobo, Hoon, Skag, Dog.

[edit] DoW IRC

Channel: #dof

Server: irc.forestnet.org

[edit] Servers we play on

Maybe 2238 soon, TLAmk2 and Dayz ATM.

[edit] Special Custom Dogs of War GUI

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