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| + | This holy work is a microcosm of the culture that marked the final stage of western civilizations descent into madness. | ||
| + | It is an essential historical landmark in the fOnline canon, but is still generally overlooked be even the most hardcore role-players due to ignorance. | ||
| − | + | In the wasteland, most inhabitants view Coco Jumbo and "Mr. President" through a veil of myth and legend. | |
| + | All that is known is that some time around the turn of the millennium there was a dark skinned man knows as "Mr President" whose name is often reported as "Obama". | ||
| + | He roamed the beaches shirtless, hypnotizing passers by with his dulcet tones and masterful cadence. Some say that he defeated the leader of Russia at that time in a pop 'N lock contest. | ||
| + | It is also recorded that he performed many miracles, such as opening a beer with his feet and smoking a cigar while whistling the American national anthem. | ||
| − | + | He received a Nobel peace prize for his actions. | |
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| − | + | This historical account is a contentious issue amounts wasteland historians and political figures, some of whom violently oppose the story of Obama and his shirtless rippling justice. | |
| − | + | They seek to destroy all record of him and his miracles, to maintain their own power and authority over the weak and obscure the shining beacon of divine light from the eyes of the downtrodden proletariat. | |
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== Pictures of Our Family == | == Pictures of Our Family == | ||
[http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7973/screen06012011215708.jpg] | [http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7973/screen06012011215708.jpg] | ||
Revision as of 00:37, 8 January 2011
Welcome to the Dogs of War wiki page! We are a very serious PvP, Anti-PK faction primarily from Nicaragua. We believe in freedom in the wasteland for all innocent peoples!
Coco Jumbo - Patron Saint of DoW
[[Coco Jumbo] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZlFRL0ZB4]]
This holy work is a microcosm of the culture that marked the final stage of western civilizations descent into madness. It is an essential historical landmark in the fOnline canon, but is still generally overlooked be even the most hardcore role-players due to ignorance.
In the wasteland, most inhabitants view Coco Jumbo and "Mr. President" through a veil of myth and legend. All that is known is that some time around the turn of the millennium there was a dark skinned man knows as "Mr President" whose name is often reported as "Obama". He roamed the beaches shirtless, hypnotizing passers by with his dulcet tones and masterful cadence. Some say that he defeated the leader of Russia at that time in a pop 'N lock contest. It is also recorded that he performed many miracles, such as opening a beer with his feet and smoking a cigar while whistling the American national anthem.
He received a Nobel peace prize for his actions.
This historical account is a contentious issue amounts wasteland historians and political figures, some of whom violently oppose the story of Obama and his shirtless rippling justice. They seek to destroy all record of him and his miracles, to maintain their own power and authority over the weak and obscure the shining beacon of divine light from the eyes of the downtrodden proletariat.
![[1]](http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7973/screen06012011215708.jpg){kind=link}