Dogs of War

Revision as of 01:09, 8 January 2011

Welcome to the Dogs of War wiki page! We are a very serious PvP, Anti-PK faction primarily from Nicaragua. We believe in freedom in the wasteland for all innocent peoples!

DoW has over 9000 members, and are the most robust and girthy faction in the world.

Coco Jumbo - Patron Saint of DoW

[[Coco Jumbo] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaZlFRL0ZB4]]

This holy work is a microcosm of the culture that marked the final stage of western civilizations descent into madness. It is an essential historical landmark in the fOnline canon, but is still generally overlooked be even the most hardcore role-players due to ignorance.

In the wasteland, most inhabitants view Coco Jumbo and "Mr. President" through a veil of myth and legend. All that is known is that some time around the turn of the millennium there was a dark skinned man known as "Mr President" whose name is often reported as "Obama". He roamed the beaches shirtless, hypnotizing passers by with his dulcet tones and masterful cadence. Some say that he defeated the leader of Russia at that time in a pop 'N lock contest. It is also recorded that he performed many miracles, such as opening a beer with his feet and smoking a cigar while whistling the American national anthem.

He received a Nobel peace prize for his actions.

This historical account is a contentious issue amounts wasteland historians and political figures, some of whom violently oppose the story of Obama and his shirtless rippling justice. They seek to destroy all record of him and his miracles, to maintain their own power and authority over the weak and obscure the shining beacon of divine light from the eyes of the downtrodden proletariat.

Pictures of Our Family

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DoW Forums

http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/ This is where DoW gathers to trade pokemon cards and post photos of our chia pets.

Full memberlist here: http://www.lazy-nation.com/dogsofwar/memberlist.php? Forum rank hierarchy is: Hobo, Hoon, Skag, Dog.

DoW IRC

Channel: #dof

Server: irc.forestnet.org